Ronto's Rants

Has one noticed that during the school year we can't wait for summer to roll around, and once it finally comes around we become bored beyond recognition. that's how I felt.. until, this thought ran through my head.

"wait, don't i have a blog???"

well the point is

I'M BACK!!!

Who helped make you the cool person you are today?
Submitted by Amy - Sister Brown Hair Surprise.

i would have to say my friends, without them I would be a skid mark on Euclid avanue or the kind of people who if you look at them hard enough, you can see what's written on the wall behind them.

How would you like to be remembered?
Submitted by Paulha66.

I am already being remembered. There's no need for fancy monuments or songs or material things. As long as I am in thier memories, that should be enought.

What are the goofy nicknames you have for your pet? Bonus points for sharing a picture of him/her.
Submitted by Papi Chulo.

I have many pets, all cats. one is called J.R. short for junior, given the fact that he looks EXACTLY like his father.

A neurotic one named grim, we call him spaz. Kind of self explanitory. One moment you're enjoying a quiet moment in the house, the next, a black blur is racing around your feet because he saw a waterbug. I swear, that cat jumps in fear of his own shadow. 

Are there any people you would not tell if they had food in their teeth or if their zipper were down? Why or why not?
Submitted by Charms.

Yes as a matter of fact, there are a lot of people I would do this very same thing to if they were a business rival for example, I would not tell them in attempt to make him look stupid in front of a client. Imagine his surprise when he loses a deal to a broccoli floret between his insisors and an opened barn door.

My mom's been having these lucid moments these days, and she has said some very profound things.

Like "There is a difference between being smart and being intelligent." Weird... sometimes i wonder how its remotely possible how we're related.

What do you do when you get a crush on someone?
Submitted by Desi.

when one develops a crush on some one, thier first reaction is some times to talk to that person the first chance they get. this is not wise, however because it is usually not carried out due to nervousness and fear of rejection.

Talking is the answer, but one must take it at a slower pace. reach the subject gradually instead of right away. If he/she hasn't figured it out yet, it will be much easier and enjoyable if you already have connections.

Star Fox DANJO

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there is a song drifting about the internet called danjo. I just happened to find a starfox version and a translation.

(Japanese)            Sensei! Danshi ga, gaido san no iukoto wo kikimasen!
Sensei! Joshi ga, kaimono ni itta mama kaette kimasen!
Urusai! Narabe! Dantaikoudou wo midasuna!
Danshi,joshi,danshi,joshi de kougo ni narabe!
Sensei! Danshi ga, jakkan joshi yori ooi desu!
Souka! Dattara!
Danshi,joshi,danshi,danshi,joshi,danshi, joshi da!
Danshi,joshi,danshi,joshi,danshi,danshi, joshi desu ne?
Chigau wa! Yoku kike! Kouyatte narabe!!
※ Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,jo,dan,jo,dan,jo, Jo,dan,jo,dan,jo,dan,dan,jo!

Taichou!Onnanoko no sekijun ittai dou shimasyou?
Taichou! Toriaezu,Otoko dake de narabimasyou!
Matei!Katte ni jiyuuni suwarunja nai!
Otoko,onna,otoko,onnna de kougo ni suware!
Taichou! onnnanoko ha,hitori okurete kuru sou desu!
Souka!Dattara!
Otoko,onna,otoko,otoko,onna,otoko,onna da!
Otoko,onna,otoko,onna,otoko,otoko,onna desune?
Chigau wa! Yoku kike! Kouyatte suware!
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(English)                 Teacher! Boys don't listen to bus attendants!
Teacher! Girls don't come back from shopping!
Shut up! Line! Don't disrupt group activity.
Make a line of "boy girl boy girl..."
Teacher! Boys are slightly more than girls.
OK. So line "boy girl boy boy girl boy girl."
"Boy girl boy girl boy boy girl?"
Wrong! Listen carefully! Make a line in this order.

※Boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
　Boy girl boy boy girl boy girl
　Boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy girl
　Girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl!

Leader! How should we decide girls' seat on the bus?
Leader! Let's make boys sit on seats beforehand.
Wait! Don't decide it by yourself!
Make a line of "boy girl boy girl..."
Leader! A girl is going to come here late.
OK, so, make a line "boy girl boy boy girl boy girl."
You mean, "boy girl boy girl boy boy girl," right?
No way! Listen, sit in this order.

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Man... I need a life. 

Why am I stuck with such a dysfunctional family? I can't find any answers, so maybe you can.

Here are some facts...

my mother just ignores every situation that bothers her instead of dealing with it

my four sisters are worse.

.Knikki thinks she's queen around here,even though she can't control her own temper

Kristy tries the way with the least effort possible to get her life back together, but fails and throws a big pity party that no one wants to attend.

Kelly is the snitch of the family and takes pride in it. The fact that she has connections with my teachers dosen't help much to the fact either. she also flaunts about the fact that her family is the most stable. It kind of gets annoying after a while.

Jennie is a pushover when it comes to her husband, but to un-compensate for it, she sits around her house and mopes around.

In spite of all this I can console myself with the fact that i only need wait four more years until I'm able to leave

The Cloaked Marauder,

Only known by a number,

The manipulator of my dreams,

Only seen in far-off memories,

I don't see your face,

Underneath the black hood 

But I know that the eyes in it are just like mine

As we fight beaneath the stars, I only wish to know one thing,

Who are you?